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The Time Traveler's Constant

by The Extraordinary Contraptions

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Suffice it to say that I find myself often enough living in a time without any visual referent, anything that could in any way be construed as a singular subject/object by which I can emotionally access my life, my past, or substantial meaning directly or critically thereof. In other words...
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Hollow 03:08
Get real! Broken, burdened, told them, curtains Here Somehow, some way, I’ve got to find a lead To substantiate, to repress my heinous need If I can suppress it I’m sure to heed the call And bring about the end and death unto us all I feel! Sober, burned down, death is certain Steeled Tried, contrived for sure, and peeled down past my skin Don’t you know, my friend, there’s nothing meaningful within If I die before I wake my bones will burn in flames After all these years my face is pain imbibed, engrained Oh I’m fallow and short of breath It’s sickening, and I’m sure that you’ll agree But I’ve done my best And I’m hollow.... Hate! Is this just my imagination, or is this real? Greed! Is this where you go when you’re evil? Lies! I’ve never believed in a hell Pain! Until one day I looked deep inside myself
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Paste 03:21
For all the stones you might have thrown All of the effort has been wasted For all the good you might have meant Bittersweet honeyed love you’ve tasted She said that everything would be all right as long as we just held on Do you ever wonder if all these apples we picked will make them sick? Do you ever wonder if all these apples we picked will make them sick? Floating in their bellies, nothing but a gullet full of paste In the night the moon does carve her face Implacable as the wasted mountains The tides of dreams will pull you under Remembrance of sweet kisses and held hands I held her in the night, a child so fraught with worry and so pale Do you ever wonder if all these apples we picked will make them sick? Do you ever wonder if all these apples we picked will make them sick? Floating in their bellies, nothing but a gullet full of paste Her hands white with worry, and such a tense, sad face And her eyes, so harried, speak my mind, forget my place With lips like alabaster and the mounting sense of fear My heart breaks like age-old plaster, my guise coruscating tears Do you ever wonder if all these apples we picked will make them sick? Do you ever wonder if all these apples we picked will make them sick? Floating in their bellies, nothing but a gullet full of paste
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Periscope down I can see your bowels And it seems that you’re tense From holding in all your sins Say that you love me and See if you can hold your face like that Hold it long enough so that I can tell if you’re lying or not Say that you want me and I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt I’ll only doubt you as far As I can throw You Our ship moves slow inside The thickness of your hide Deep into your mind Right there next to your spine Say that you love me and See if you can hold your face like that Hold it long enough so that I can tell if you’re lying or not Say that you want me and I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt I’ll only doubt you as far As I can throw You Here we move nice and slow Through your eyes the light shows Now I know what you know The wicked ways your heart goes Thank you sadly I say Would you please go away I can’t handle this Just one last deep kiss And I’m gone where I’ve gotta go Say that you love me and See if you can hold your face like that Hold it long enough so that I can tell if you’re lying or not Say that you want me and I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt I’ll only doubt you as far As I can throw... Say that you love me and See if you can hold your face like that Hold it long enough so that I can tell if you’re lying or not Say that you want me and I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt I’ll only doubt you as far As I can throw You
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Lovely Lies 03:11
Say you’ll always love me so Tell me that you’ll always, always be there Tell me lies Don’t waste all that restraint on me I’m done with proud nobility Hold me close, and tell me lies The air is sweet from your lips as you embolden me I play the fool Your two-times tongue is forked and flickers pleasantly Don’t make me repeat myself, break don’t bend the rules Bring some of that love to me Is it sweet, no no, so salty, like I like Now tell me lies Your words are like a bad disease Can’t get enough, down on my knees Heed my cries, and tell me lies I bite my lip and shiver nervously I’ve got goosebumps all across my skin I hang on every word precariously Telling fibs you know the trouble that you’re in Oh, but I want you to Don’t you know I’m not playing Can’t you see a good thing With the camera in your face? You’re not so clever but you’re sticky sweet And the smile doesn’t reach your eyes For all your trouble though, it’s such a treat To hear all of your lovely, lovely lies
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Fear Knot 04:17
They say I am a fool To want to be close to you but No matter how hard I try I cannot stray Whether wicked or willing Whether boiling hot or chilling I only pray you can be patient please and wait How can I possibly explain: I am afraid of you And could it possibly be that you’re a little bit afraid of me too? Or am I asking for Too much charity Please don’t fall but willingly into my trap I set my watch and check my pulse Twitching nervously I wonder at your thoughts Close my eyes tight to shut out the room You keep your face plain while I contemplate The thoughts come, but the tongue cannot articulate The heart goes thump against the ribs; it’s too soon How can I possibly explain: I am afraid of you And could it possibly be that you’re a little bit afraid of me too? Or am I asking for Too much charity Please don’t fall but willingly into my trap I’ll fall.... Can’t you see how I’ve waited So long The sun is setting on my heart They still sustain I am a fool But it seems I can’t get too far from you And I am a better man for the trials Whether you planned this from the start Or if you knew eventually you’d break my heart You were the salt for the stew set on the fire How can I possibly explain: I am afraid of you And could it possibly be that you’re a little bit afraid of me too? Or am I asking for Too much charity Please don’t fall but willingly into my trap
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Gather round now, my young sailors, And hear the words of my many years If you see a strange shadow ‘neath the surface Tell the helmsman to steer clear There’s a craft more feared than the Nautilus That travels beneath the same waves It’s the submarine called the Nocturnis A sight that I pray that you’ll ne’er have to face She’s a hulk of an undersea warship, Dwarfing her peers by at least twenty times But she slips through the deep like a dancer At fifty-five knots as I am alive And her captain is sworn, by the Queen I’m told, To blow pirates out of the sky But he’ll just as soon board you and cut out your throat If you’re in the wrong place, the wrong time Well, McLeod is his name and he has one goal Upon which the Crown does rely He hunts the fell Captain Thorngauge To settle a passing slight The Nocturnis has tracked the Hinderscipe From Port Royal to Liverpool The submariner and the air pirate In a trans-Atlantic duel Woe-oh-oh-oh... So if your lookout says he sees An eagle clashing with a shark It might be McLeod and Thorngauge ahead Applying powder to the spark And if that’s the case you’d best seize the helm And steer your poor vessel away: For the Nocturnis’ guns will not be deterred When the sub captain sights.......... His prey!
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Thorngauge: It’s just a ship Band: It’s a ship It’s my name they fear Ah! All I need is a means Need! To make them pay Die! I feel the bittersweet hands of eternity, confounding dreams I’ll find my way I’ll make them pay They’ll bleed It seems we have a common goal Mother, oh please, it’s not time to leave, just stay here with me and I’ll be what you need An end to pain Ah! They’ve called me evil, rank, even Stones! Give me the first throw! The gallows! No, at the stake! BURN HIM! But now they’ve broken me free from all restraint What have we done? I feel the cool winter breeze and I shudder to think how my new disease Will mark their skin Do their lungs in Yes, I’ll set them free
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Can you give me one last kiss Before you push me off over the edge? I’ve tried to inoculate myself But every time I try I fail Come away with me, into the hollow space Where you left me when you went away I’m just a pet, a beast of burden for you to cannibalize I will not be your meal or hear Your lies I’m afraid there’s no one left to talk to I’m afraid my dear they’ve all moved on So you’ve gone out on your way To break more hearts, or mend them, none can say I find myself angry and chagrined None to accept what I have to give (not likely) Come away with me, into the hollow space Where you left me when you went away I will not bend to this, I will build a box around this prize Constrict my heart’s fair bleeding, brace myself And ward my eyes I’m afraid there’s no one left to talk to I’m afraid my dear they’ve all moved on But if you feel it deep down in your soul Perhaps some old poor fool will give you love
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Bled Soul 05:09
Can’t you see What this violence brings What you’re doing to me Oh, you’re breaking me down With your delicate nails You’ve surely pierced my heart But I won’t let you leave Until I Untie the ropes that are binding your heart, wresting control Away from your mind Darling I know you hurt inside Behind those tight lips and dark-circled eyes I see your light I’ll tame your fear Darling, you will be mine Don’t you know You’ve fed this demon inside And it’s built a cage Around your weary heart But I won’t give in No matter how hard it gets It’s in your face my dear You know you’re all mine In the dark night I am standing alone with a fire-wrought sword And you feel it deep down Your heart and soul are at war inside I’ll slay all the devils that blackened your hope and you’ll hear the bells toll Deep in your heart Life your gaze to my eyes Don’t apologize, it’s not your fault for breaking down Just look into my eyes babe, did you think I could do anything Anything but love you So here we stand Blood, tears, and knives in our hands Against darkness and death And they don’t stand a chance Untie the ropes that are binding your heart, wresting control Away from your mind Darling I know you hurt inside Behind that bright smile and shining sweet eyes I witness your light I’m forever here Darling, you’ll always be mine
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Can you please explain how you let me down again Spare me no detail, oh regale me how you’ve failed Your majesty, how many dragons have I slain Countless scars, blood spilt with no complaint But of these hallowed jewels of which you speak There is but one I fear that I must keep And the skies they opened wide Revealing serpent-demon’s crimson eyes Clearly now, Sir Knight, you speak a jest For such heresy I’ll quickly have your head As you’ve sworn, obey my each command Lay thy bounty surely in my hand As surely as thine face and hand are fair I can bear thee, my Queen, no ill repair But her Ladyship will fast adjust her tone Else I strip her bare before her throne As her eyes grew wide A fountain of pure flame belied the night Scores of my long years and youth lost for her favor For a face, a hand, a heart cold as ice I revel in this moment and forever Oh mistress mine, here is your chance to pay the price As she spied the belly of the beast That rest, at his command, upon his heels She unsheathed a jewel-encrusted sword And knelt it at the feet of her new Lord
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Little boy peeped Couldn’t keep his mouth shut She quickly spun his tale to gold Bedraggled with bare feet His face blue-black and swollen His back is straight, his eyes are cold I’ll die knowing nothing more than the darkness of this place Somewhere my parents are glowing, embers in some gentile’s fireplace And she quickly replaced his fears for tears Cobbled in a heap The pile of shoes lies growing He wonders next he’ll chance to eat She’s a wonder with a whip/weal But no fear his eyes are showing He vows he’ll bring her to her knees If I die knowing that I’ve brought you even just one ounce of pain I’ll leave a corpse with rictus smile showing, knowing that I haven’t died in vain Believe me when I say you’ll pay [Voice of progress] I can’t wait for destiny; I’ll take matters into my own hands (I can’t wait) You can’t wait for life to bring you a collection of golden eggs (you can’t hope) And if I break some yolks, well that’s just how it goes (that’s just how) You can’t pretty pictures without some impetus!
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Flashing white, my mirror blind Escape ahead, and death behind Screaming sound, my ship it waits Through space and time, and hell’s own gates Clad in white, heart of black (deceiver) Cold dead eyes set your trap (believe her) ‘Neath your cowl a grisly hide (lives to kill) Rotten, foul personified (is evil) Black your hat, dark your soul Scores mine eyes, and yours like coal Eyes borne wide, baring teeth ( Chilling smile for deadly deeds ( Steeple arms pray for life ( Fear no harm, unsheath thy knife (

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Out on the horizon that melts time and dimension sail the renegade musical adventurers, The Extraordinary Contraptions. The Time Traveler's Constant is their third and most ambitious assembly of melodic mayhem, tempered by days of rage, capacitance, loss, gestation, brass, and apples. Intrepid listeners can find this newest long-play release on cylinder, conical neoform, or all-organic earwig at your local haberdashery, but listeners in the Earth One dimension can purchase their dulcet tones here, in several Terran formats.

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released August 30, 2012

The Extraordinary Contraptions are/were:
Sharon Burdick as Sephora Bostwick: Keyboards, Baby Grand, Accordion, and Vocals

Tony Bush as Teodore Birchard: Percussion on tracks 1 & 18 and Vocals

Alex Stadler as Aelus Kristoff von Stadberg: Guitars and Vocals

David Tyberg as Prof. Dimitri von Stadberg: Upright and Electric Basses and Vocals

Lost in the mists of time, Kevin Guthrie as Corbin Able Welch: Percussion and Vocals

All songs written, performed, recorded, engineered, and produced by The Extraordinary Contraptions. Recorded at von Stadberg Keep, Atlanta, GA. Mixed and mastered by Aelus Kristof von Stadberg at von Stadberg Keep and Aelus' Asylum II, Atlanta, GA.

Album Design & Art by We Rock Creative (werockcreative.com).
Cover and Internal Photography by Thomas Dodd (thomasdodd.com).
Photo editing by Thomas Dodd and Tiara Lynn Agresta.
Logo design by Renee Cooper (wrenlynette.net).

Special thanks to Ace Talkingwolf for providing the voice of Captain Dreorig Thorngauge on tracks 11 & 12.

Salutations to the Steampunk Choir for appearing on tracks 3, 4, 10, 11, & 12 -
Cat Barson, Dr. Jennifer L. Bowie, Mark "King" Curtis, Keith Graham. Jaime Graham, Liesel Johanna Hindmann, The MeiHwa, Bill Ruhsam, Alexandria Zi

A hearty thanks for all of our Kickstarter backers - without you this would not have been possible -
Periscope Graham
Barbara "Jeznora" Attilio
Cpt Clark & Karensa Fuller
Karen Roman
Matthew and Joy Sandoz
John & Lori
Three Cheers for Steamduck!
Lander & Dora
Brian Richardson
Jules Smith
Maria Brown
Jean, the Lady Phoenix
Dana Hill
Cecily Steele
Uncle Watford
Professor Upsidasium
April & Chip Moore
Dixie Cyanide
Dawnmarie 'Prynne' Ezzo
Cindy & William MacLeod
Ignatius Fusfeld
Captain Vila & Lady Cila
Pashira
Jaeme Case
Tamara
David K. Sedgewick

For booking and management inquiries, contact: booking@theextraordinarycontraptions.com
(321) ATL-XCON

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Part lover's caress, part pugilist’s fist, songs of THE EXTRAORDINARY CONTRAPTIONS are sonic space-time adventures. This patent-medicine man, time-traveler, gentleman explorer, and madman advance the steampunk rock movement with 2012 album The Time Traveler's Constant, employing danceable prog rock and Victorian aesthetics in genre-bending, aggressive-waltzing stories of steam and strife. ... more

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